Don't Mess with the Hoss!

This is the Hoss: The Cutest Baby Girl in the World (this is the only time you will hear me say that so enjoy it).

This is Mom: Awwweeeeee MMMMMMMooooommmmmmm don't embarass me......

This is Malcolm: Malcolm, why is there food under my bed??

This is Grace: Well she's Gracy for a start..... I don't know.

This is Me: I honestly don't know.

This is Pop(My StepDad) :A guy obsessed with Grass.

This is Pedro/Petar: "Hey Petar.....*no response*......."yeah that's cool Petar"......*still no response from Petar*....."well bye now". That's how most of our conversations are.

This is Dad: Dad I'm Hungry, and no I don't want any more Prime Rib.

For the most part that's my family.

Don't Mess with the Hoss!

Top 5 songs(in my opinion)

I have made a top 5 list of my favorite songs,

Number 5 is: ACDC - T.N.T.

I Grade songs on Beat, Bass, and both Lead and Backup singers; and ACDC has it's tademark, it's signature singer which sounds like roadkill and their backup singer looks like a Brit which is an AMAZING because the lead singer sounds like a roadkill(once again) and the backup singer has short shorts(i mean REALLY short shorts, like the ones cheerleaders wear); and makes for a really comedic pair.

Number 4 is: ACDC - Thunderstruck

At the beinning of the song, the way they play the guitar is like nothing i've ever heard, it blew me away and captivated me at the same time.

Number 3 is: Kasabian - Shoot the Runner

I have heard almost every beat in he world and this one was really good.

Number 2 is: Kasabian - Club Foot

The Special effects and sounds are really cool.

Number 1 is: Ramones - Blitzkrieg Bop

This is the most Rebelious and Indy song in the world, it mixes gothic freaks and hardcore rock lovers, like myself.

The Many Faces of Nikolai

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet & current car): Barney Chrysler

2..YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (fave ice cream flavor, favorite cookie): mint chocolate chip fortune

3. YOUR “FLY Guy/Girl” NAME: (first initial of first name, first three letters of your last name): T. Mar

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color, favorite animal): Red Potty-Trained Cat

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born): James Redding

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first): Marty

7. SUPERHERO NAME: (”The” + 2nd favorite color, favorite drink): The Black Fanta

8. NASCAR NAME: (the first names of your grandfathers): Gary James

9. WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother’s & father’s middle names): Elizabeth Hawk

10. TV WEATHER ANCHOR NAME: (Your 5th grade teacher’s last name, a major city that starts with the same letter): Champ Chungking

11. SPY NAME: (your favorite season/holiday, flower): Hannukah Rose

12. CARTOON NAME: (favorite fruit, article of clothing you’re wearing right now + “ie” or “y”): Watermelon Nakedy--jk, but it sounds good

13. HIPPIE NAME: (What you ate for breakfast, your favorite tree): Poptart Hollow

14. YOUR ROCK STAR TOUR NAME: (”The” + Your fave hobby/craft, fave weather element + “Tour” and the year): The Painting Hurricane 2008

Yo Soy La Madre De Tu Coche

Yo soy la Madre de tu Coche

(I am the Mother of your Car)

The "No Kitty, That's a bad kitty, That's my Pot Pie" is from South Park,

the Coolest show on earth or any other world.

Today(May, 21 2009 A.D. at 12:30 pm) I had a dream/daydream that Go Diego Go would have a heart attack from all the steroids the child show character is clearly taking. I have to put up with Go Diego Go for 1 hour and 30 minutes, this calls for Defcon 20 million is there is such a thing; this is why:my baby sister and brother only watch 1 episode a day so i only have to put up with it for only 30 minutes, but the very thought of him doing his stupid show annoys me so bad, it's like he's taunting me!

-Nickolai Rasputin